Wednesday, January 17, 2007

I challenge you Minister

Once upon a time in Boleland, there was a sitcom about two ministers and a prime minister (normally of the same portfolio but due to over supply of capable ministers, we had to have two - one to teach school kids on how to speak eloquently (and swear sweet profanity), calculate interest rates and draw graffiti and get to university; and second to get this school kids have a decent diploma or degree education and learn how to run Boleland).

The prime minister asked what is this cluster of school programme that is supposedly super good that the education minister is propogating. The prime minister also asked the minister of higher education whether he has a similar programme or not?

"I challenge you YB minister of education to improve the quality of students so that the minister of higher education can have better supply of graduates!!! I dont care whether you cluster or not cluster..." said the prime minister

"Dont worry sir, sir, mr prime minister...I will make sure that this happen!" replied the minister of education in his typical-time-delayed-saliva propelled voice. The minister of higher education then said "I also have same programme la..but not in cluster form..but still confident can make good graduates from whatever supplied to me..hadhari or not hadhari"

The prime minister then said to the two of them: "Ok..ok..but kalau ya pun..put down la the keris..I rasa I tak tidor lagi.. but cluster programme ni hadhari ka?"

Both ministers smiled wryly and said "Yes prime minister, we take your challenge..."

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