Monday, January 8, 2007

Jenglot : A definition

According to the annals of pseudo Malay dictionary, Jenglot (pronounced jeng-lot) is a mythical mammal like-being believed to be short in stature, with no hair, and has the uncanny ability to smell, detect, follow, determine any nuances relating to money, materialism, wealth and any other hedonistic subjects or matters.

Why the fascination with jenglots? Well, if it is under your command, it can be your loyal soldiers that will perform your lot. You can pretty much maim, kill, hurt and make others subservient to your whims and desires. Women are also fascinated with jenglots because of its cute and cuddly nature, and more importantly jenglots listen to this women (besides the fact that jenglots can perform cunninglingus really well...well they are so loyal that they will stay down there).

Where can you find these jenglots? According to the annals of a pseudo Malay dictionary (yes the same publication), jenglots can be found in the jungles of Kuala Ketil and Kodiang. But another sub-breed can be found at the Riverbank, PWTC.

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